12 Days Of A Pop Punk Christmas - (x)
he is the greatest man alive
People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
|parents:||honey, it's time for the sex talk|
|me:||what do you wanna know|
P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.
|me at age 12:||ew older men|
|now:||wow he's only 30?|
I died laughing for 8 million years
Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Hufflepuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.